[ This is the thing he thinks most people don't know about Scully: she's fun. She's so much fun, all of it hiding inside the skin of a well-dressed doctor spending her days doing serious work to serious ends. And every time she lets that guise slip, it feels like a triumph.

The other thing most people aren't aware of is just how electric her touch is, especially at unexpected moments - but that's a secret Mulder's happy to keep. ]

If you weren't, I'd have some major questions about the turnip. [ This kiss is a little longer, a kind of I know what you're thinking, and the answer's yes. ] Besides, I think you've got your fair share of smutty ideas, just waiting to come out. If I asked you to tell me something filthy, you'd deliver.