You could be nine months pregnant with triplets, and you'd still look hot in a bikini. [ Happily pulled along with her, mouth falling to her jaw, kissing up toward an ear. ] You just might need some help getting into it.

[ And that would lead to Mulder trying to get her out of it, and the bikini bottom probably wouldn't actually make it all the way up her legs, but he thinks the point still stands. One hand still on her breast, luxuriating in the satin and the flesh just beneath - ]

Locked rooms, security footage that shows no one going in or out. Places where there's enough security footage to wonder about it. Now I know you're thinking suicide - [ a nip at her earlobe ] - but the only time people commit suicide by multiple gunshots to the back of the head is when a Russian coroner lists the cause of death.